Red, blue and pink in the land of Mormons

When my sister got married, we all flew out to Salt Lake City. It's the farthest west Tracey had ever been to date. (We later trekked to Seattle.) Breaking away from the group, we drove over to the Great Salt Lake to make sure we had a mantle picture. They say it's so salty you can't sink; what they don't tell you is it actually repels you long before you get wet because the lake stinks.